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Anonymous asked: Please have sex with me like now, my pussy is wet & ready for you.

My dick is ready to drown…..

  • Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
  • Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
  • Teacher: Technically
  • Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
  • Teacher: what
  • Student: what
Anonymous asked: I want you to fuck my pussy so hard.

We should definitely arrange a date for that to happen. Like soon. Tonight would be perfect actually……